recovered, linked, and annotated
by Maximilian Joachim Sandor

(with a lot of help from the significant part of the Internet community)

The 'Little Purple Notebook On How To Escape From This Universe' is the pocket edition of the dreaded volumes of 'Pnohteftu' which, fortunately for mankind, was and will be lost forever somewhere in time.

Some parts of the original 'Pnohteftu' were excerpts from yet another notorious work which was compiled in a Parallel Universe that was-is-willbe not too different from ours. That book carried the somewhat misleading name 'Virago 2000'.

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